18 4 / 2014

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via punned)

18 4 / 2014

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(via god-damnit-barb)

18 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

amuurica:

resajasmin:

disturbed-pudding:

So there’s a really tense moment in Supernatural.

Dean enters an orchard in which we previously saw people being brutally murdered by a creepy ass scarecrow.

Alone, he walks up to that same scarecrow. He looks it in the eyes, we know what it’s capable of and the sort of things it’s done. There’s tense music, Dean is in danger.

Then this happens

And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up the entire show.

i cant believe this is a real show

(Source: ovenbreak, via god-damnit-barb)

17 4 / 2014

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via pizza)

17 4 / 2014

chizuu:

i think a lot about the fact that castiel always saw meg’s true face

(via mooseleys)

17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

accessorizingwithapencil:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

You forgot pee-pee.

(via agitated-butthole)

15 4 / 2014

reginasmom:

iconic

15 4 / 2014

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

(Source: kit-katattack, via shoeears)